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2011-09-29T00:21:00.000-07:00

Bad Drunken Bar Poems Submitted by Various drunk poets to the Bad Drunken Bar Poetry Website

2011-09-28T21:18:00.000-07:00

Poem - Coney island baby fuck facebook and the rest of my life, by BlazingTheNightAway.

Poem - I am sent from david leveraging jesus, by famousde.

Poem - I am getting old in period of last chances, by famousde.

Poem - Be safe, by Girstaco.

Poem - Giving, by doggyhead.

Poem - Untitled urbigblushoe poem, by urbigblushoe.

Poem - Frozen bumper cars, by doggyhead.

Poem - Just get me drunk enough, by famousde.

Poem - Behind ashlyn, by WordSlinger.

Poem - Love or alcohol, by bg_trbl1.

Poem - The idiot list, by tarbenderlucy.

Poem - Drunk and confused, by Mary Fels.

Poem - Live, by avunculus.

Poem - Well, by avunculus.

Poem - I dream a greatest living show, by Laijon Liu.

Poem - Course I am miserable stupid, by Geester43.

Poem - Ode to magic dick on da radio, by Walt Tripp.

Poem - To too, by de.

Poem - Wee willy bob, by Morrison.

Poem - Dengue fever, by Wong Lofan.

Poem - Disarray of the gods, by Wong Lofan.

Poem - The tiger beer pu ying, by Wong Lofan.

Poem - I am money in the wrong currency, by drunken editor.

Poem - Have not been out, by everyhuman.

Poem - The whole and the one, by famousde.

Poem - Beer, by AceHawk.

Poem - Duck boat sailor, by Wong Lofan.

Poem - Snake girl or hebi chan, by Wong Lofan.

Poem - No ma is sister or fukien lofan, by Wong Lofan.

Poem - Week before christmas, by famousde.

Poem - Fuck you mother fucker, by famousde.

Poem - Caca my love, by mutt.

Poem - Fuck me, by newuser.

Poem - Back on the sauce, by greymare.

Poem - At jamie is, by carolynn.

Poem - Naked on the couch, by tsali1.

Poem - Slut cheated, by Dell.

Poem - Are you nuts, by smu.

Poem - Slut by age 18.

Poem - Driving me insane.

Poem - The kiss.

Poem - Fucken poem trick, by drunken editor.

Poem - In the years of ninety, by drunken_editor.

Poem - Those drunken lighthouse nights, by drunken_editor.

Poem - Taking it back drunk changing of the guards, by drunken_editor.

Poem - Now 61303, by drunken_editor.

Poem - Back in az, by drunken_editor.

Poem - Drw lighthouse 1999, by drunken_editor.

Poem - Mexico in my coffee, by drunken_editor.

Poem - Sharks club, by drunken_editor.

Poem - Einsteins, by drunken_editor.

Poem - Took an e.

Poem - Thee night, by bonehead.

Poem - Without a care.

Poem - Rain falls.

Poem - Frozen, by Divinity77.

Poem - Her first time inside the ass of love.

Poem - Nuts.

Poem - Up my shell.

Poem - Scratching my balls.

Poem - Mormonlaquos love to fuck.

Poem - No longer morning.

Poem - Whats it lead to.

Poem - Slow pull out, by bonehead.

Poem - Already hard one more time.

Poem - Quest for sex.

Poem - Life sucks.

Poem - Flamed atmosphere entire.

Poem - Ode to motherfuckers.

Poem - Meet my lost and deepened sky.

Poem - Chocolate star.

Poem - Only life.

Poem - Pants 12 down.

Poem - I am edge no more.

Poem - Drunken big tits better than munters.

Poem - Bitch slapped.

Poem - That slut stole my womb.

Poem - Does not mix.

Poem - Birthday girl birth of much reflection for renee turns 31 a year more gifted.

Poem - A butt plug would be more pleasant.

Poem - Why are women so greedy, by drunken_editor.

Poem - Bitter drunken damn poem.

Poem - Clingy x boyfriend.

Poem - Chests hair player.

Poem - Untitled doctorjones poem.

Poem - Butterfly butt.

Poem - Poor dumb dude.

Poem - The lizard embryo.

Poem - Aaahhhh.

Poem - Unfortunately untitled so I will call this head.

Poem - Ice ice.

Poem - Westwood.

Poem - Too sober, by drunken_editor.

Poem - Ceiling fan.

Poem - Beautiful sad 20 year old who does not give her damn poems titles.

Poem - Strong beer, by drunken_editor.

Poem - Its a bad bad bad bad bad bad bad poem.

Poem - Monsters penis.

Poem - Untitledmasterpiece.

Poem - Bno titleb.

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Poem - Untitled joni poem.

Poem - Butt drunk.

Poem - Beer monster.

Monster interactivity Tracker on Steroids

2011-07-29T01:40:00.001-07:00

Come One Come All to the New BDBP

2011-07-29T01:10:00.000-07:00

BDBP nenbers

2011-07-28T07:21:00.002-07:00

yfrog Favorites Feed

2011-01-19T09:38:00.001-07:00

Feed from yfrog from twitter

2011-01-19T09:33:00.000-07:00

Check out what my twits are tweeting

2011-01-16T13:41:00.000-07:00

TweetsWind: a Twitter widget

Artwork in 4D actual-D

2010-09-20T04:23:00.001-07:00

please someone out there make me famous before I starve

Tempting Nirvana

2010-09-20T02:52:00.001-07:00

Pastel on Rag

Thinking about where I should move.

Bird Lady

2010-09-20T02:37:00.001-07:00

Pastel & h20 color on rag

Time To Think

2010-06-08T05:42:00.000-07:00

When you do things you hate
does time pass slowly?
Have you ever had a boring job
where you constantly looked up at the clock
and even though, between looks,
it had seemed like an hour
maybe 5 or 10 minutes had crawled by?

When you do things you love
does time fly by?
Have you ever been at a party
with a great friend or lover
and even though you were totally awake
the night flew by - in an instant
became a memory?
It is believed that any object
large enough to see cannot reach
the speed of light.

But, it has been identified
that clocks move slower
as they approach the speed of light.
So, one could say that
a faster moving clock
Will consume less time.
If you were this clock,
Wouldn't you experience
the passing of less time
compared to a relative base time?
And if you were a slow clock,
wouldn't you experience more
compared to the same relative base time?
I think consciousness is this relative base time.
And the particles that transport our thought
move at a speed very close to light
but sometimes they move slightly slower
and sometimes slightly faster.
Quantum physics suggests that,
light speed can be reached
by small enough particles.
Larger matter would take an
infinite amount of energy
to propel to light speed.
Consciousness is reflection -
being conscious of ourselves -
seeing ourselves -
being self aware.
When our clocks reach light speed,
we are perfectly reflexive and "in the moment"
when we exceed this speed,
we trap time,
we go back in time,
anti-matter is created
thus our selves can see our anti-selves
aha - reflection, self awareness.
At that boring job you had,
perhaps your mind wasn't stimulated,
your clock slowed down
bringing your speed less close
to the speed of light.
And so it makes sense that
you would experience more time
relative to the base time
kept by the clock on the wall.
When you are having a blast,
your mind gets exited.
Your clock speed accelerates
to near the speed of light,
and the more stimulated you get
the less time your mental click
will experience relative to
the clock on the wall.

The Ultimate Babe Blog: Cute Girl Amy Dressel

2010-06-08T05:35:00.000-07:00

The Ultimate Babe Blog: Cute Girl Amy Dressel

Face in Hands

2010-04-19T02:52:00.001-07:00

Oil Pastel on Rag

Lady Landscape

2010-04-19T01:45:00.001-07:00

Pastel of rag

The Picasker

2009-11-19T17:05:00.001-07:00

http://picask.com/picasker.asp

Inventions created for the Raw Honest Forum at BDBP

2009-11-16T20:28:00.000-07:00

Inventions w/description

The Jivinator - converts any amount of text into Jive. Super cool language tool that is widgetized for your use wherever you wish. The Jivinator is also integrated into forum posting to automatically jive out any thread discussion post.

Scopinator - Image manager and creation tool. Management: batch upload, categorize, set security level, delete, move, share, name, title, description, search, browse, lock, hide. Creation: poster maker, advanced shaped poster maker, automatic gif animation maker, advanced custom gif animation maker, Scope show maker (slide show), gallery maker, portable gal. maker. Output: thumbs with links, photoflirts with links, make post-able, make shoutable.

Tag-i-fier - Image keyword tagging invention that makes adding tags to photos fast, fun, and semi-automatic.

Rate-i-fier - Serves up random images and asks you questions about them like "how hot does this image make you?" You answer by selecting a score from 0-10. Your historical and current ranks and counts are displayed. The ranked and ordered results are presented for each question, on pages found at the Hot-Photo-Sharing-Alley section of site.

Taginator - Super cool invention that looks up tags and drills out related tags - then automatically formats them in a variety of ways including comma separated and space separated. The generated tags can then be copied and pasted somewhere like fliickr, myspace, bdbp, multiply, wherever.

Searchifier - Latest and greatest way to find and browse photos. Guest can search by tags. Members can search by over 10 different methods. Features intelli-type tag look-up. Batch keyword selection. Sort order and Paging control. Ajax integration. Downloading, full size light box viewer, pop-up photo editor, and batch photo selection. Selected photos can be automatically sent to the scope-scraper, tagifier, profiler or scopinator.

PicAsker - Fun invention that uses a unique trinary rating method that produces an extremely efficient ranking of any category of items. The picasker presents you with 3 images and a question - like, "which celebrity gives the most to charity?", or, "Who is the oldest?" or "which is the best car?" - etc. You click your answer from the three choices. The whole result list is then shown with scores and your next question is served up.

Photo-Driller - Outputs a random set of photos. Then you narrow down to the photos you are searching for by clicking from the current set, the image that most resembles what you are looking for. This was actually not the first invention Google.com has ripped off from me. I've got screen-shot proof that the photo-driller pre-dated any other such invention by at least 1/2 year. When you arrive at the result set you want, you can automatically have them combined into a poster, or, transfer the set to the scope-scraper, profiler, tagifier, or scopinator.

Scopeouts - Provides basic HTML link for you to post anywhere like facebook, myspace, blog, etc. Without any script or embeds needed, a dynamic thumbnail will display on your page that regenerates to show real time, up-to-date statistics including views, votes, rating, favorited count, and snags/grabs. The thumb is also a link to the original image for voting and commenting.

Shoutables - Makes images available to be posted into shout boxes that come with a real time, scrolling, ajax integrated, commenting feature that lets everybody comment upon the photo - collaboratively, in real time.

PhotoFlirts - Your pic with one of our questions. Then people look at your pic and answer the question you chose to go with it. like, "does this make me look like a slut?", or, "Who is hottest?", or, "Which shoes are coolest.." etc. etc.

Meaning-Streams- Meaning Streaming - Drunk but fascinating - Perplexing but simple - a unique word and thought, social invention. Think up interesting phrases that continue the streams of thought. Each stream has it's own unique glue that bind the meanings together. Like "More evil than," or, "Louder than", or, "Located inside of," or "More complicated than," etc. etc.

3Dimensional-Beer-Book - Very first if not only of its kind. 3Dimensional page where you can zoom around giant beer cans in 3D. The beer cans are actually posted shouts/comments that you and others throw down wherever you want in 3D space.

Pics-4-Tips - Are your pics so hot that you should get something every time someone views them? Pics-4-tips lets you set whatever amount of shots (points) a pic will cost to view. Then, every time someone chooses to view the pic for the given amount, the shots are transferred from their account to yours.

The Yelper - Real time to the second, global shouting.

There are a few others that I do not want google to steal yet so they are hush hush.

The Yelper

2009-11-16T10:51:00.001-07:00

Newest social invention at BDBP. rawhonest.com

The Yelper

Newest social invention at BDBP. rawhonest.com

The Yelper

Newest social invention at BDBP. rawhonest.com

The Yelper

Newest social invention at BDBP. rawhonest.com

BDBP Babes

2009-11-16T09:57:00.000-07:00

Got a pic or an oppinion

2009-11-12T15:54:00.001-07:00